lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
I need it
(Source: gaksdesigns)
Tracks
when fics don’t update
when you’re the one not updating them
well that escalated quickly
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
(Source: compton)
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch
Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in
What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG
google it
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
(Source: drunkonstephen)
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
